How are you?
Yeah, I’m talking to you. You! YOU! Yeah, you who is reading this. (Is that correct grammar, ‘you is?”) Oh, I don’t care.
Well, no need to preach to the choir. 🙂
Hey, word is out about what happened to you yesterday. Tell me about that.
You know, that thing that happened to you earlier yesterday, and you didn’t like it?
Well anyway, I don’t like that either, man. I totally understand. You don’t have to fully disclose. Think about it later.
And what about that work you didn’t finish today. When are you are going to have time to get back to it?
I have the same problem, and there’s no time to do it tomorrow.
You still hungry?
Ah, well what I ate today (and probably you, too) is more than what some what some people can say, that’s for sure. We should just be satisfied, and not munch too much more.
Watching any TV today?
I shouldn’t. I really shouldn’t be on this blog. I’ve got work to do.
Am I keeping you? I’m sorry. I have to go, too.
Hey, do me a favor before you go. Look underneath here. You see that LIKE button under there? Don’t worry ’bout that other stuff, just the LIKE button. See it? Yeah, click that for me. I can’t click it and I need it.
Thank you, dear (Scottish style).
Hey, you have a good day, okay!